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Learn Mandarin in 5 minutes jokes (14)
Time:2011-08-02 14:45:20        Click:65

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.

 

Knife----dāo zi

Bottle opener----kāi píng qì

Spoon----sháo zi

Corksrew---luó sīdāo

Interesing----yǒu qù de

Lucky----xìng yùn de

War----zhàn zhēng

 
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